Anyway, I was invited to a housewarming party for a new arrival, Stuey. I hadn’t been there two minutes when I heard a pop. I looked up, there was the ‘81 Chateau Haut Brion I brought being decanted into a punch bowl of sangria, canned fruit and erotic ice cubes. I haven’t been so depressed since Maris started seeing what’s-his-name.

Dr. Niles Crane is a fictional character on the American sitcom Frasier. Niles is the younger brother of Dr. Frasier Crane.